Friday, September 7, 2007

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday, August 17, 2007

Mai-Tais

Overheard at a party:

Young naval cadet: I haven't been to Iraq. I've been in Hawaii for the last year-and-a-half.
Older gentleman: Where were you in Hawaii?
Young naval cadet: Maui.
Older gentleman: Maui. Wow. That's a great place to be.
Young naval cadet: So you've been to Maui?
Older gentleman: Yeah, I have.
Young naval cadet: Aren't the mai-tais great?
Older gentleman: Yeah.
Young naval cadet: They don't make them like that in The States.

Considerable pause.

Older gentleman, just before walking away:
Totally, dog.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Monkey vs. The Robots

This fun little short has some disturbing implications. Might be best not to think too deeply when watching.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Fifty Percent Grey

Ruairi Robinson, the director of this short, dark film, has a bulletin posted at the top of his website from February 22nd, 2002:

I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

umm... 5 years ago... Ok this is old news, but until something MORE important happens to me, Like I get Knighted or fly to Jupiter (or win a goddamn Oscar) this stays at the top of the page in the latest news.

The video is available on u2b, but his website has high-quality Quicktime downloads of the original:

QT - Hi

Monday, July 23, 2007