Friday, September 7, 2007
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Mai-Tais

Young naval cadet: I haven't been to Iraq. I've been in Hawaii for the last year-and-a-half.
Older gentleman: Where were you in Hawaii?
Young naval cadet: Maui.
Older gentleman: Maui. Wow. That's a great place to be.
Young naval cadet: So you've been to Maui?
Older gentleman: Yeah, I have.
Young naval cadet: Aren't the mai-tais great?
Older gentleman: Yeah.
Young naval cadet: They don't make them like that in The States.
Considerable pause.
Older gentleman, just before walking away: Totally, dog.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Monkey vs. The Robots
Monday, July 30, 2007
Fifty Percent Grey
I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
umm... 5 years ago... Ok this is old news, but until something MORE important happens to me, Like I get Knighted or fly to Jupiter (or win a goddamn Oscar) this stays at the top of the page in the latest news.
The video is available on u2b, but his website has high-quality Quicktime downloads of the original:
Monday, July 23, 2007
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