Mai-Tais

Overheard at a party:

Young naval cadet: I haven't been to Iraq. I've been in Hawaii for the last year-and-a-half.
Older gentleman: Where were you in Hawaii?
Young naval cadet: Maui.
Older gentleman: Maui. Wow. That's a great place to be.
Young naval cadet: So you've been to Maui?
Older gentleman: Yeah, I have.
Young naval cadet: Aren't the mai-tais great?
Older gentleman: Yeah.
Young naval cadet: They don't make them like that in The States.

Considerable pause.

Older gentleman, just before walking away: Totally, dog.