This season on Last Comic Standing, one of the comics, a cute girl named Amy Schumer, seemed familiar to me. Her act is a lot like Sara Silverman's, whom I crush on occasionally, but I knew it had something to do with her teeth and curly hair. At first I thought she might have been a Noxzema girl - her face always looks freshly washed. But that wasn't it. I realized later that she looks like one of The Littles. I told Joli this, but she didn't get it. I realize this might only be funny to me, but it's worth trying, right?
Young naval cadet: I haven't been to Iraq. I've been in Hawaii for the last year-and-a-half. Older gentleman: Where were you in Hawaii? Young naval cadet: Maui. Older gentleman: Maui. Wow. That's a great place to be. Young naval cadet: So you've been to Maui? Older gentleman: Yeah, I have. Young naval cadet: Aren't the mai-tais great? Older gentleman: Yeah. Young naval cadet: They don't make them like that in The States.
Considerable pause. Older gentleman, just before walking away: Totally, dog.